Comments on: A Creative Way to Kill a Tomato Plant

By: Lexi Sundell

Lexi Sundell — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:37:26 +0000

Tomatoes normally are green before they turn red. That is why I take issue with anyone harvesting green ones as I want the red ones, pretty simple really.

By: plant destoyer queen

plant destoyer queen — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:37:03 +0000

why do you have green tomatoes thats just strange no offence

By: plant destoyer queen

plant destoyer queen — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:35:54 +0000

you have t be pretty talented to be able to electrocute plants
hahahhaha i’ll never forget that story

By: Lexi Sundell

Lexi Sundell — Sat, 19 May 2007 00:01:08 +0000

Laura,
Perhaps you are a better gardener than you thought!

My husband has been saying things about fried green tomatoes so that phrase has been banned in our household..

Doesn’t do any good, he keeps making jokes about frying up all my little green tomatoes anyway.
Lexi

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 14 May 2007 06:54:31 +0000

Can you say fried green tomatoes?

I thought I was the queen of killing the vegetable garden but I can’t top that! Thanks for making me laugh out loud, Lexi.

By: Lexi Sundell

Lexi Sundell — Fri, 11 May 2007 19:01:21 +0000

I am now planting two acres of mustard around my greenhouse.

By: The Caped Catsup Crusader

The Caped Catsup Crusader — Fri, 11 May 2007 18:56:31 +0000

Nothing can stop the Caped Catsup Crusader! Well, maybe mustard. You don’t have any of that laying around, do you? O_O

AHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha! *Leaps into the air in search of more greenhouses, trailing a few strobelights* On Dancer, on Prancer, on Heinz and Hunts! Wait, I am getting a little confused…”

By: Lexi Sundell

Lexi Sundell — Fri, 11 May 2007 18:51:30 +0000

You aren’t coming in my greenhouse!

Lexi

By: WolfQueen

WolfQueen — Fri, 11 May 2007 18:48:02 +0000

Hey, I just thought of a really creative way to kill a tomato plant. First you play nice soothing music in the greenhouse to lull it into a false sense of securuty. After 4 days of this, quietly and unobtrusively install a strobelight. Then leave. On the sixth day after they have now become lulled into complacency again and can concetrate on cell production sanely you march into the greenhouse with a boom box playing Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy” carrying a dull knife and grinning insanely. I think they would all just commit suicide by leaping out of their pots onto the floor thereby dashing out their little tomato brains. See comment about tomato sauce. How is that for an ingeneous way to kill tomatoes?

The Caped Catsup Crusader

By: Lexi Sundell

Lexi Sundell — Fri, 11 May 2007 18:30:36 +0000

Whew, and just in the nick of time too!

Lexi